When you dump a plate of spaghetti on a girl and eat it off her chest, before, during, or after sex.
by Bromeliad2 April 26, 2017
Get the Hot Mirandamug. Seemingly intelligent, motherly looking type, appears devoted to those around her, who over time (so long as you have not been trapped in her snare and brain washed into falling for her,) you will begin to see the manipulitve, conniving, step on anyone who gets in her way she-beast who she really is. She has no real "girlfriends" only partners in crime,
and those who fail to see that they are being viley used for her come ups will end up paying for their crimes, as well as hers. Those sad souls who have been trapped are doomed to a life of repeated let downs, heartache, and in the end after many have been scarred mentally & emotionally there will be only few who can withstand the abuse unleashed upon them, all of who will in fact be males.
and those who fail to see that they are being viley used for her come ups will end up paying for their crimes, as well as hers. Those sad souls who have been trapped are doomed to a life of repeated let downs, heartache, and in the end after many have been scarred mentally & emotionally there will be only few who can withstand the abuse unleashed upon them, all of who will in fact be males.
by Maniacal Miranda survivor January 15, 2024
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Get the Mirandamug. by RATAN December 12, 2024
Get the Miranda Cosgrove Syndromemug. Miranda is the goth girl I've ever seen, as a Starbucks worker she spits in your drink, and as a taco bell employee she squirts in your food. She is the definition of a goth muscle mommy and will grab your balls and rip them in half (in a good way). She will also suck the living soul out of you just to collect your sperm for her minions of evil. She loves death core and will blast your ear drums out and lick the blood from your ears. She has that gorilla goth grip and will fuck you with her feet at anytime. In this relationship, you are the little sub and she is the Dom mommy. She is also the most amazing person you will ever meet and will love you forever.
Simp 1: Miranda pegged the fuck out of me last night it was so hot
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
Simp 2; Yeah man she spit in my coffee and squirted on my burrito
Simp 3: That aint she she ripped one of my balls out and then kicked me out, apparently she sucked the blood off of the floor when I left too
All together: Miranda dominate me!
by DOUCHE PICKLE 21 October 9, 2023
Get the Mirandamug. 
Miranda Bently can be extremely intelligent, out-going, sweet, talented, out-doorsy, stylish, and gorgeous all at the same time. She cares deeply for others. She is a thoughtful friend, and supportive in nature. She does have a temper, and is impatient, so dont wind her up! Also, Miranda Bentley is determined and often called "stubborn". She can fit into many roles in life, but is happiest when helping others:)
Miranda Bentley listen to other people's secrets and gives them advice, but she can never really open herself up to other peoplee..
Also she gets taged a lot. People call her slag, slapper ect. But really she isn't. Its only because you people dont really know her deep down. Well this just explains her. So stop judging her and just get on with your life.
^ Miranda Bentley from Wincanton.
Miranda Bentley listen to other people's secrets and gives them advice, but she can never really open herself up to other peoplee..
Also she gets taged a lot. People call her slag, slapper ect. But really she isn't. Its only because you people dont really know her deep down. Well this just explains her. So stop judging her and just get on with your life.
^ Miranda Bentley from Wincanton.
by someonespecial2205 December 5, 2011
Get the Miranda Bentleymug.