A sex act that involves perking off a guy using your feet and elbows, so you don't get your hands dirty because you have to make coffee. Then at the end you'll throw an iced caramel macchiato in their face
by Den18 April 18, 2025

A girl who is all around smart, funny, beautiful, amazing, and well just perfect. She makes you smile and laugh all the time. She's the one thing keeping you happy and sane. One of the most affable people I know. She warms my heart and is my everything. She means the world to me and always will
by willpost August 27, 2011

by anonymous August 22, 2025

Lin Manuel Miranda is the guy who made a hip hop musical about the founding fathers the biggest musical of the 21st century. And yet Disney still overuses him for one single type of music.
by Spagballs March 17, 2024

Drunk fat oink oink vapemaster with 16 kids, but only knows of 2
Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies
Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is
Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater
go-karts
Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money
Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies
Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is
Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater
go-karts
Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money
Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021

me when i absolutely raw dog my roommate and then sleep in my bed like nothing happened only to do it again in the morning <3
im about to miranda miranda
by meowymeowy October 2, 2021

Miranda is a gorgeous and beautiful girl. She’s one of the brightest souls you’ll ever met and so kind. She’ll always find a way to brighten your day and make it better. She’s one of the funniest people out there and one of the sweetest too. If you’re lucky enough to get into her circle you’ll really see the positive effect she has on others and how much the people she surrounds herself with love her. Miranda is truly perfect.
by ChrisTBR November 21, 2023
