The term "micah" is derived from the ancient Mayan culture meaning "bad-ass". The name was given to all the elders and highly respected people of the community who are far superior than anyone else. It was custom in the Mayan villages for all the hottest females to line in in rows of 4 to give pleasure to this supreme being named micah. The reason it was 4 people is because People named micah are usually well-endowed and know how to used their gift. Micah's were also very wealthy and enjoyed a nice glass of scotch from time to time.
by MICAH SLEPT WIT UR MOM April 03, 2024
Micah is a super cool and loyal guy, an absolute legend who's name will live on much farther then the rest. He is a spectacle to behold. Micah is calm and collected and will never let his emotions get in-front of logic or reason. He will not judge you or look at you with a different perspective even if you disagree on something. It takes a lot for him to unfriend you. He has a true gentleman's heart and has a sensitive nature about his presence. He will always be there for you whenever you need him. Micah is the most loyal friend anyone could ask for. He is very understanding and doesn't assume the worst about people. Micah can switch between complete goofball to an earnest and thoughtful person in a matter of seconds and he loves to reminisce on old memories and talks fondly on great experiences with lots of passion and delight. He loves premium brands and does research on everything he buys. He is always consistent and never gets mad unjustly. He is never fake and is a great person all around. If you have a Micah in your life NEVER EVER LOSE HIM!
P.S. He is a terrible human and forced me to write this.
P.S. He is a terrible human and forced me to write this.
by KINGSLEY ROBINSON October 02, 2020
has a large enough asshole to engulf the sun, cocky, but looks don't back it up. Needs to calm the fuck down, and grow the fuck up. Fuck em
by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno January 27, 2020
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by RealHobbitLover November 24, 2021
by RealHobbitLover November 24, 2021
Micah is a mallu with a Atle-THICK body. He enjoys the company of food around him and constantly googles Hemorrhoid Creams. Micah is a very Atle-THICK person only when you ask him to run to KFC.
by Mak TZU d- Sun TZU Fart of War October 22, 2020