goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of

"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"

by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017

Goin Pokin

Going out pulling on car handles .. hoping they unlocked ..So they can possibly steal items from the cars

Can be charged with felony attempted burglary

Me and my boys are goin pokin.

by The Concentrate Queen July 27, 2022

goin' Hogan

the act of destroying someone in a Hulk Hogan manner

I'm goin' Hogan on this bitch.....

by torqueflare July 21, 2009

Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers

Used to refer to someone who is known to cause many rampages.
(Note: Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers was a video game released in 2000.)

Person: Watchout! He's a Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers!

by ShampooBoots May 26, 2022

Elijah Goins

A sexy black man who’s very attractive

Omg Micheal b Jordan is a Elijah Goins

by Bdhshaaba February 9, 2021

Goined

A term used to describe an exciting moment. Often used when a form of inebriation is involved. Goined can be used as both in present and past tense, but can be substituted as goining.

We were goined at the concert last night.
I can not believe we just won that game bro I am goined.
I am goined right now I don't want to leave.

by Anthe earthmen July 26, 2023

Goin' Unicorn

The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.

Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"

by DreamyDough February 23, 2024