Back Door Man

A highly specialized carpenter.

"The entrance to my home from my backyard was boring until I hired a back door man."

by modsquare July 29, 2023

Shut the back door

Shut the fuck up you prick !

Shut the back door you done that !

by Master Cainey July 29, 2021

Back Door Mercado

When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!

When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.

by TrashmanB September 4, 2023

Back door Munch

someone who indulge themselves in eating ass

ed Sheeran is a back door munch because he likes to spread people’s legs and eat their booty hole

by backdoormuncher January 28, 2025

Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.

She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.

by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025

Back door hate

What you hear when you leave a group. They smile in your face but stab you in the back when you walk off.

I'm gonna see if I can knock this bitch down.

Yeah, I'll look at ya later.

(Walks away but hears, 'he ain't getting shit.')

This is back door hate...the hate you barely hear when walking away.

by Winglet81 July 24, 2018

knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.

sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.

by Sexydimma May 31, 2015