Goins

Literally pronounced (guh)-(oyns) like coins or groins. Don't let anyone tell you it's pronounced (go)-(ins), because they are probably mentally ill.

Hello mister, your last name is pronounced Goins, not Goins.

by cdn spe September 29, 2023

Im goin to eaven

When someone is nutting in a can of Pringles and eating the Pringles at the same time

Person 1: “Im goin to eaven”
Person 2: dude, gross…

by TheKingOfUrbanDictionary August 22, 2023

Elijah Goins

A sexy black man who’s very attractive

Omg Micheal b Jordan is a Elijah Goins

by Bdhshaaba February 9, 2021

goin ham

when some fucker has gone off their chops, or their is repetitively something gangshit happening.

wow, he's goin ham
her hairs gonin ham

by riverkatedick November 14, 2019

Goined

A term used to describe an exciting moment. Often used when a form of inebriation is involved. Goined can be used as both in present and past tense, but can be substituted as goining.

We were goined at the concert last night.
I can not believe we just won that game bro I am goined.
I am goined right now I don't want to leave.

by Anthe earthmen July 26, 2023

Goin' Unicorn

The act of putting your head between your bricked up friends legs to mimic having a unicorn horn.

Mom Person - "What the hell are you two doing!?"
Person One - "Oh shit-"
Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
Mom Person - "No! You're goin' to a mental institution!"

by DreamyDough February 23, 2024

Goin' schlap

(Atlanta) A term used to describe someone or something going crazy. Another word for crazy is "schlap."

They were goin' schlap the other night at the party!

by witchhunt666 May 10, 2020