by DaRoger October 27, 2019
Female version of Knight in Shining Armor. A Dame is the female equivalent of a Knight in the order of knighthood.
A Dame in Shining Armor is a kind and brave woman who helps a man in trouble.
A Dame in Shining Armor is a kind and brave woman who helps a man in trouble.
Where is my Dame in Shining Armor that will sweep me off my feet?
by Mister Arbiter May 29, 2024
Hoover Dame, (Noun);
A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.
Azenath67, London
A lady with "a really lovely personality", who is absolutely adamant that it is actually water retention.
Azenath67, London
(Fatty overhears Skinny 1 and Skinny 2 making bitchy remarks about her size)
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!
Azenath67, London
- Fatty "Do you mind? Anyway, I'm not fat; it's water retention, actually. (In a huff, Fatty stomps off to out of Skinnies' earshot)
-Skinny 1 "Water retention? She must be at least 250lbs. Who does she think she's kidding?
-Skinny 2 "Yeah! Talk about a Hoover Dame!
Azenath67, London
by Azenath67 March 01, 2019
dame bicth you live like this
by deez 123 October 03, 2023
After a man cums inside of a woman on her period, let the peppermint swirl creampie slide out into the man’s palm - then sling shot it into the woman’s mouth. She will be satisfied and the nearest 700 year old cathedral will spontaneously ignite.
Best if prepared “to-go” in a high speed train bathroom.
Best if prepared “to-go” in a high speed train bathroom.
“No cafes were open so I had to make my girlfriend a Hunchsnack of Notre Dame to-go. Sucks about the church.”
by Hunchburn April 26, 2019
The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!
Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?
by Eating out69 April 19, 2025