woofage 

1: (n.) Something that is extremely gross or disgusting.

2: (n.) A word used to describe something that is soooo disgusting that you can't think of any other words to use in its place.

1: Don't ever swim in the baby pool, fore it is filled with woofage.

2: I walked into the airport restroom and my nose instantly filled with woofage so badly, it made my eyes water.

woofage by Kyle Wagner August 21, 2005

Woosagenessity 

The state or being of the device which keeps doors ajar. It is not by any means a door stop of any kind.

Woosagenessity needed to keep the door cracked.

Woosagenessity by 10duece 4dayz July 13, 2010