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smokey the fuckin bear 

A bear who will burn your ass so bad, you're gonna say "owe! some bear just burned my ass"
Example 1 -
Guy: wanna fuck?
Guy2: depends, are u smokey the fuckin bear?

Example 2-
"Only you can stop me, smokey the fuckin bear, from stopping you from starting me to stop you from starting my own forrest fires."

Example 3-
Guy1: Hi, i'm smokey the fuckin bear.
Homocapian Cross-dresser: You're also high as a duckling.

Smoky the Bear 

When you are fucking a girl in the ass, you then light a cigarette in her ass. Then she smokes it out of her ass.
We can do smoky the bear again tonight.
Smoky the Bear by DanBaran May 5, 2009