by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
by carhepsin October 5, 2021

When you put two slices of pizza together so that the bottom of the slices face outwards, making it like a sandwich, and then eat it like that. Has nothing to do with Babylonians.
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