Stocky

Definition: Selling a stock before it takes off!

Typical this word is used when a boomer with a receding hairline and oral fixation sells his shares before it takes off.

A Stocky is typically seen on twitch in a hot tub, often day dreaming about an extremely hairy Persian man.

Hey this boomer just pulled a stocky!

A man with a receding hairline selling a stock before it takes off.

by Thxforsubbin February 23, 2021

stockies

Alternate term for the footwear known as Birkenstocks.

yo…my bro got the stockies on today! i hope you brought some dress shoes to change into for later.

by gopher4real October 3, 2022

Stocky

An idiot

I talked to a Stocky today

by Zookyy May 25, 2022