monkey socks

Socks that have huge holes in the front so that the front of your feet look like monkey feet.

Guy #1: Why do your socks have huge holes in the front?

Guy #2: Because they're monkey socks. You have to be a BAMF to wear them.

by JDubz526 February 24, 2011

dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

by Savage Chic September 20, 2020

super saiyan sock monkey

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.

Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!

by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018