Shlargan

Bull shit. Not the truth.

wtf man why are you chatting shlargan?

Mate stop chatting shlargan!

by TBezz April 16, 2013

shlarping

A subtle combination of lingering, lurking, and cruising, usually done in one action and without self-awareness.

That man was shlarping sooooo hard down the street.

by Duderson McGee November 9, 2014

shlarp

To slap someone with humorous effect intended

I shlarped my friend

by angelsl July 29, 2009

Sharpay

an amazing girl who loves to dance, Britney Spears, swears like a sailor, loves Belle over Ariel, is always late!!

It was two dances before ours and Sharpay still wasn't there

by raqi chica woot May 24, 2009

Solarpants

Solarpants is a characteristic term for a pineapple infested with monkey ninjas, that secretly assisted in the assassination of Franz Ferdinand in Siberia on orders of Hitler, forcing Austria-Hungary to declare war, thus initiating World War II. The monkey's throw their feces at the victims until the victim chokes to death on digested bananas and re-digested bananas, if you catch my drift.

Baxter: So what did you guys learn about today in AP World History?

Frederick-Johnson: The Solarpants conspiracy and how it initiated World War II, and also how it is a fact and totally not something a Sophomore made up while he was tripping on acid.

by Albus Percival Wulf Dumbledore March 17, 2009

Shlargan

the game you play with camp chairs. shlargan the chair run around it 5 times then yoink it

Dude i so yoinked his chair.

Nice Shlargan job

by The shlargan king October 8, 2008

Shlargan

The new word for Friday, considering Rebecca Black ruined the word, and the quality of they day.

Doesn't Rebecca Black know that it's Shlargan, not Friday?

by SharpWilder May 19, 2011