forearm shiver me timbers

Upon thrusting a fist into your partners asshole, you punch or thrust upwards until you tickle the tonsils and provide a shiver of delight or death.

Aaron gave Jeff the old forearm shiver me timbers until he squeeled in delight.

forearm shiver me timbers by Flaccid Frank April 20, 2018

shiver me timberlands 

It’s when you are shivering in you timberland kicks due to a shameful attempt by someone to try out it over you or bully you.

Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”

Only usually cool people say this phrase

Macho wannabe 1: you think you look so big standing there ya little weasel, id flog you in an arm wrestle.

Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.

Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch

shiver me timberlands by Bolo 1989 September 6, 2023

Shiver me timbers 

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.

Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!

Shiver me timbers by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023