peligious

A group of sigmas who cannot stop breeding with eachother.

Hey Ben , did you see the peligious in the locker room?

by McDaddySauce February 21, 2024

Pelacious

Person(s) that is worthy enough for others to crush on them.

"This guy I saw is so pelacious. I need to ask him out."

by Chicken_Toes December 29, 2023

Pelagic Poser

A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.

Common Traits:

- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically

Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.

If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.

by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025