Parting the Red Sea

a fat girl on her period

“Bertha must be Parting the red sea”

by lawquizox September 26, 2020

Parting of the red sea

Getting your period. prs dialing number 7

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze

by Andi March 7, 2005

part the pink sea like moses

Part the pink sea like Moses is a description of ones sexual prowess. It is a phrase meant to imply that one is so skilled or gifted in some area of sexual activity, that they can almost literally control the opening and pleasure of vaginas at will and with little effort. Akin to Moses opening the red sea.

Can also be used as a powerful exclamation due to the immediate imagery conjured by the phrase.

" I stared down at her and knew all that she desired. I could see how I wanted her, I knew it would happen long before she did, I would part the pink sea like moses. Then the road to all my fantasies would be fully open."

Harry: " hey man are you goin out tonight with that chickyou met at the bar?"

Richard: " you bet your ass man, ima part the pink sea like moses!"

Bar hoochie: " ...(muffled) you know im standing right here right!?"

by Fanboy1692 May 4, 2018

Parting the Red Sea

Parting the red sea could mean several things, but the definition that people seem to use the most refers to when someone eats out a girl while she's on her period

*Talking about parting the Red Sea* @Iris:This feels like code for 🍽️ a girl 0ut when she’s on her 🩸

by RandomSocialist March 5, 2024

Parting The Red Sea

Spreading of the anus by means of both hands, placed wrist deep inside and forced outwards horizontally. Synonyms include "Black Holing", "Deep Sea Diving", "Opening the Saloon", "The Jaws of Life", or "Swimming the Chocolate River".

"Call me Moses the way I'm parting the Red Sea."

by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024

Part the red sea

Engaging in sexual relations with a female when she is on her menstrual cycle.

Guy 1: Man, skyler and I had amazing sex last night!
Guy 2: Did you part the red sea?
Guy 1: Yes, and it was phenomenal. It was like built in lube.

by fucklit April 25, 2024

parting the sea

A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.

My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024