Pardo

A great friend who is also a total asshole and proud of it. His ears perk up every time you call some other friend an asshole.

You’re an asshole but not quite a Pardo yet.

by Scooter Weitzy February 27, 2022

Pardo

A big fat guy that can’t stop eating, but also does sports like rowing. Makes squelching noises when he moves.

Oh my god look at that pardo over there, he’s huge.

by Gigachadtallhandsomehenry June 20, 2024