Midlife Crisink

Midlife crisis-ink, a tattoo one gets when going through a midlife crisis.

Rod hit 50 and his kids won't talk to him but at least he's got some sweet midlife crisink.

by rollforwisdom April 23, 2023

midlifecrisismobile

Like the penismobile. An expensive sportscar, often a convertible, bought by middle-aged businessmen going through their midlife crises and want to feel young again, completely unaware that they look like morons.

Never drive a convertible if you are graying or balding, or it is automatically a midlifecrisismobile.

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003