An idiom or a figure of speech that conceals where you are truly going and what you are really going to do. In all honesty, you are sending the message that you are heading for the toilet to lay waste in. This phrase is derived from a much similar phrase, does a bear crap in the woods?, which is a question that is posed after someone states the obvious.

See Going to see a man about a dog and Going to see a man about a horse for similar phrases.
"I'll be right back. I'm going to see a man about a bear in the woods."
by AngelMekk April 13, 2019
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man or bear

An argument which arose on tiktok where women would choose a man or bear to stumble upon their unconscious body in the forest.
Woman 1: Man or Bear?
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”
by hynap May 13, 2024
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man or bear

a question posed on the internet whether a woman would consider herself being safer while alone in the forest with either a man or wild bear.
I asked her "man or bear" and she was the only girl by far to pick the man
by keyboard8 August 08, 2024
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