Kourtney

She is a loyal badass and is incredibly sweet,smart,reliable,calm,honest, and fun.And make sure you have a kourtney in your life because she will rock your world.

Kourtney is a wonderful human being and is loyal.She is the love of my life.

by Annie Carson June 11, 2019

Kourtney

A sweet, kind, pretty, funny girl that is a good girl friend and is an amazing friend. She is a really good sister too! She would have dark hair like dirty blond or brown and brown eyes. You are lucky to have a Kourtney in your life. She loves to cook, clean, and scrub the whole house. She will get short with you at times because she has an attitude. She loves dogs and such and loves kids. Perfect mom material. (She might call a dog her boyfriend/girlfriend)

Me, "Hey Kourtney can you help me with my homework."

Kourtney,"sure."

by Wolfieanimations July 05, 2019

Kourtney

a dumb bitch that is obsessed with Jared Padalecki. cries instead of processing her daddy issues.

Kourtney never shuts the fuck up about Jared Padalecki (or her daddy issues)

by kourtneydumbitchjaredpadalecki December 05, 2019

Kourtney

Fat bitch who no one likes.Tends to hop from one guy to the next.Never satisfied with what she has.Very controlling.Waste of space.

Guy #1 dude i think Ive gained some weight.

Guy#2 Ew! you're starting to look like kourtney.

Guy#1 Sike i'm not that fat

by MHS is you October 22, 2009

Kourtney

A girl with anger issues and is very intelligent. she tries to be kind to others, but sometimes it doesn't go so well. She is usually known to be funny and to be a good person. She is also a tomboy. In all, she is Awesome.

Girl 1: Have you met Kourtney?
Girl 2: No, but I heard she is a nice person to hang out with.

by KewlKourt June 06, 2019

Kourtney

Incorrect spelling of the name "Courtney".

Me: Hi nice to meet you what's your name?
Courtney: It's Kourtney. With a K.
Me: Actually it's with a C, dipshit.

by StarlenePhixe October 29, 2009

Kourtney

A skanky lesbian who refuses to leave the girl she likes alone. Thinks she is the shit but is really the most annoying person alive. Also is very ugly and a complete wanna-be fake. Likes to tell a ton of fake stories to sound like everyone loves her when honestly nobody gives a damn. Should just curl up under a rock and die.

Girl one: Dude did that girl who likes you just text you again?
Girl Two: Yeah she's such a Kourtney

by brittanyspearsintheass April 01, 2009