hoeromantic

romantic version of a slut/whore/hoe; someone who is so damn desperate for a romantic partner that they get sad after being lonely for too long; derogatory form of hopeless romantic.

dude, bertholomew had like 8 crushes this month, he's such a hoeromantic. ughh

by uhm,uhhhhhhh, ermmmm July 17, 2023

Hoptomamasis

A combination of hypocritical and excessive attention seeking

That guys such a hoptomamasis

by Madadragon12 July 2, 2025