The Quigley Handbrake

The act of suddenly gripping a nearby friend's erect penis and attempting to yank it at an extreme angle with great force.

I hit matt with the Quigley Handbrake and now he's in hospital.

by Quilyboi July 2, 2024

handbrakes on

expression used to describe the desperate situation one finds oneself in when needing to unload a huge shit. It can be quantified by numbers 1, 2, or 3 according to the ammount of anal traction required to hang on before the darkening of the daks.

"so sorry can't stay to chat but my handbrakes on 3 and I've just got to unload my breakfast"

by Chris the Chef January 7, 2008