a gorm

A nerdy twat with no friends

Seb: I pulled a penger last night
Paco: was she fit or a gorm though

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

Gorm

Someone who is stupid or has lack of focus.

If you are refereed to as gormless you are so stupid that you are deprived of being called stupid.

By eck that lad's got gorm.

by blarby January 13, 2016

Gorm

Somebody with an abnormally large jaw.

"Look at the size of Ben's jaw"
"I know. He's a GORM!!!"

by Ben Harris aka GORM March 19, 2009

Gorm

The act of getting so many members of the opposite sex to do things your way, it amazes even yourself. However, you cannot lie to them. Stretching the truth is allowed.

Bob - "I can't believe you got Jennifer, Melissa AND Jody to come over exactly an hour apart. And they actually think you are going to watch a T.V. show."

Eric - "Well I will be watching T.V... among other things ;)"

Bob - "You totally just pulled a Gorm."
*possible high fives*

by GormsMyGorms January 25, 2009

gormely

Gormelys are fat, unfunny, annoying, whinny, smoke e-cigs,follow people around and copy everything everyone does

Your starting to be a gormely

by Big boob 696942021 March 28, 2017

gormely

Gormelys are fat and do nothing, they are also very annoying and copy everything everyone does, they smoke e-cigs to take the pain away and are extremely not funny,If your are called gormely by one of you friends they are telling you that your no longer like and that you should stop being friends with them,

Your starting to be a gormely

by Big boob 696942021 March 28, 2017

Gorm

When someone tries too hard and ends up lonely

Yo that kid Jack is such a gorm

by FuckingFatCunt June 24, 2018