The Clammy Femur

The creator of worlds but also the killer of them.

"ALL HAIL THE CLAMMY FEMUR!"

by gdrdjjgfuhioiuhguhuiguyguihih7 November 26, 2023

1987 Bulbous Femur

The sexual act shitting on person 1’s face, then that person would inhale and burp. The burp would be collected in a jar and placed in the freezer. Then, person 2 would lick person 1’s dick, while person 1 is pissing. This would go on for an hour. After, person 1 would grab the frozen burp jar from the freezer, and throw up in the jar. They would also mix in raw eggs, sliced apples, and black olives. Person 1 would then pour the paste into person 2’s asshole. Once poured completely, person 2 would shove a dildo up their ass.

Ex: Yo dude wanna 1987 Bulbous Femur?

by the worst things ever done August 24, 2025

femur fan

A person with a particular fascination with the muscles and flesh that surrounds the femur. These people would be referred to as thigh guys or girls.

“1. What do you like more, thighs or ass?” “2.Thighs” “1. Really?” “2.What can I say, I’m a femur fan”

by thethighguy06 June 6, 2024

-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.

Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Fracture of femur

“Fracture a femur” is just like “Break a leg”
But more detailed “go fracture a femur!”

“As someone goes on stage”
Person: Fracture of femur!
“Wha.....”

by Spaced out of my mind November 21, 2020

femur pasta

1. Pasta made of pure human femurs, an Italian delicacy
2. A member of the 18+ Discord server, "Another Fucking Server".

1. They're serving femur pasta at the family reunion!
2. femur pasta is in gen chat.

by oh- September 30, 2020