Femur

A black woman, portmanteau of femoid and nigger

Person: look at that femur, she must love chicken
Fred: Person, that is really racist, you really shouldn't say that type of stuff
Person: shut the fuck up Fred nobody likes you and your marriage is falling apart

Fred: :(

by PeterFile1876 June 2, 2022

femur fan

A person with a particular fascination with the muscles and flesh that surrounds the femur. These people would be referred to as thigh guys or girls.

“1. What do you like more, thighs or ass?” “2.Thighs” “1. Really?” “2.What can I say, I’m a femur fan”

by thethighguy06 June 6, 2024

Fracture of femur

“Fracture a femur” is just like “Break a leg”
But more detailed “go fracture a femur!”

“As someone goes on stage”
Person: Fracture of femur!
“Wha.....”

by Spaced out of my mind November 21, 2020

femur pasta

1. Pasta made of pure human femurs, an Italian delicacy
2. A member of the 18+ Discord server, "Another Fucking Server".

1. They're serving femur pasta at the family reunion!
2. femur pasta is in gen chat.

by oh- September 30, 2020

-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.

Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-

by stalebagel February 14, 2021

Femur Mist

When a man's leg is blown to bits.

"Too bad that man's leg was made Femur Mist when he stepped on that landmine, could of pulled some info from em'"

by D-16451 May 10, 2020