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Thomas The Wank Engine

Thomas The Wank Engine played with his girlfriends Cerys & Lilly in the sandpit
by randomshit123 February 27, 2018
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Thomas the tank engine

Thomas the tank engine was originally a book series called the Railway series. Thomas the tank engine was a TV series for kids in 1984. Thomas the tank engine was narrated by Ringo star in the UK dub and in the US dub it was narrated by George Carlin.
Thomas is a little tank engine who lives on the Island of sodor.
He has Four wheels, a Short stumpy funnel, and a short stumpy dome.

He is very Cheeky.
Thomas the tank engine mostly teases Gordon after Gordon finishes his work.
Thomas: *BEEP BEEP* WAKE UP LAZY BONES DO SOME HARD WORK LIKE ME
Gordon: *is shocked*
by aeaeaeeaeaexd April 23, 2021
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Thomas the Taint Engine

The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"
"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"
by railroader69 June 2, 2019
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Thomas the Tank Engine

Looks like this is the end of ole thomas the tank engine.
Thomas the tank engine is being shot down in the skysbover berlin
by Whatacunundrum September 9, 2020
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Thomas The Tank Engine

When a male with a boner runs into a female with her legs open and inserts the penis while running
Hey babe, wanna do the Thomas The Tank Engine?
by FuckMeSillyV2.69 September 21, 2019
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Thomas The Shit Engine

The act of pulling out from anal on a cold Winter night to the surprise of your dick covered in steaming poo, yelling out "choo-choo!"
As Bobby pulled out of her ass he looked down and saw Thomas The Shit Engine appear. "Choo-choo!" Bobby exclaimed.
by Vanilla.Magic June 4, 2020
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Thomas the Tank Engine Kink

A kink whereas someone will go as so far as to spank thomas the tank engine plushes.
by Franziska von Karma August 29, 2021
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