Deak

A pathetic excuse for a sideshow employee let alone a man, clearly wanted to smash Susan, and was jealous of her Ryan Renolds look alike.

Friend: Yo bro you know that guy that was making an ass of himself?
You: Yeah that guy is a total Deak.

by TarTarSauceDrip May 31, 2019

deaked

A state of mind where the brain can no longer process the quantity of alcohol imbibed, so it to forces the body to simultaneously shit and vomit in a pitiful attempt to get rid of said alcohol; hopefully at this point the subject has already found the toilet and is resting beside it. In extreme cases can lead to getting gaboed

Arf: Yo why does your bed smell so bad?

Thomas: Bro I don't know what you're talking about, i blacked out after my first game of pong. I don't even know how i got home.

Arf: OH SHIT theres a trail of vomit and shit from the bathroom to your bed

Thomas: fuck i think i deaked myself... again

by theders October 26, 2011