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Cheto

Used to refer to someone as senseless, possibly primitive even. Not necessarily despective, could be simply to suggest that someone is behaving silly and uncivilized.

It’s basically the type of guy who is on some lame beach on spring break and leaves a bottle laying in the sand unattended.

The term makes reference to an uncircumcised dick. One that looks like a cheto flamin’ hot, or pretty much any kind of cheeto.

It’s generally used to imply the type of person you don’t want to leave in your house without implementing severe restrictions.
I let the guy sleep over and slipped and bumped my head as soon as I went into the bathroom, he’d taken a shower and left the entire floor wet.

He’s always like that, that guy’s a cheto.

That and the other day we’re playing videogames and he starts whiffing on some girl’s panties all of a sudden.

And?

I ask if I can give it a whiff and he says they belong to his girlfriend but says it’s ok.

Then?

Then my sister comes in asking who’s the one that’s been going through her drawer.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 1, 2023
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