Direct Appliances

A kitchen appliance store in Orlando, FL; funny asian man is owner.
"Hey, wanna head over to Direct Appliances?"
"Yes. Delicious washing machine."
by mondays lmfao December 25, 2021
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Rich People Appliances

An appliance that looks so sleek and state of the art that zero of the functions actually work. An appliance made for those who've never had to use them. Hydrovac for maid payers, coffee makers for people who never need to wake up.
My mother in law filled our house with these junk Rich People Appliances and now I have to pay to get rid of them!
by Augustus Brokea$$ February 16, 2024
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