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WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Dude1:I need your help! Can you come here?
Dude2:Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Dude1: Alright, hurry up then come over here.
Dude2:I can't find them.
Dude1:What do you mean you can't find them?
Dude2:I can't find them. There's only soup.
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?
Dude2:It mean there's only soup.
Dude1:Well get out of the soup aisle!
Dude2:Alright, you don't have to shout at me (move to the next aisle) There's more soup!
Dude1:Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!
Dude2:There's just more soup!
Dude1:Go into the next aisle!
Dude2:(move to the next aisle) There's still soup!
Dude1:Where are you right now?!
Dude2:I'm at soup!
Dude1:WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?
Dude2:I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!
Dude1:WHAT'S STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Dude2:I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Dude1: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Dude2: F*** YOOUUUU!!!!
by BigStupidIdiot May 14, 2021
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can you make me miso soup every morning

Basically its a indirect way to propose to someone.
his crush : Good morning!
Him : *stunned by her* can you make me miso soup every morning?
his crush : What does that mean?
by The side Popcorn Stand November 18, 2021
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You don’t make soup without stock

Basically going down on your girl when she maybe not the freshest, like after a tough days work and gym and she feels sweaty.

Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.

You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.

It is truly amber nectar.
Him: I want to muff you so much

Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.

Him: well you don’t make soup without stock
by Nuwavedave June 16, 2019
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Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?

A question raised by someone who is asking if a significant other understands what they are saying- similar to "You picking up what I'm putting down?"
Bobby: "And that is why Ana rejected you. Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?"

Adam: "Yah, I think so."
by lolcatqueen November 10, 2010
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Pay you to make French onion soup

A figure of speech used to suggest that a task is too unbearable and taxing for someone to perform. Not to be taken literally or suggest that a deal has been made.
by achaemenid November 23, 2020
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You won’t see me crying in my soup

I made my decision, and I stand by it.

I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.
I am confident that my decision was for the best,

you won’t see me crying in my soup
by Stupidwords4people February 12, 2022
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