tucker max death mix

Sober to drunk in 3.7 seconds

You drink this tucker max death mix of Everclear, Gatorade, and Red Bull, you will lose all memory of the night and probably wake up in a puddle of vomit without any pants.

by MC Awesome November 13, 2013

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

You think I'm a total loser now? Wait 'til I get TMD on this half-gallon of vodka... then I'll really be a complete fucking idiot.

by Satyr September 14, 2004

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

by Chuck B. April 14, 2003

max tucker

British urban legend. The story goes that he was a man who could make anything possible at any time by any means. He is best known for his seductive methods. He was an artist, author, designer, whose lifestyle of drug-addiction and sexual adventures are the focus of the stories. In the stories he can be arrogant, very funny, and charming, which, when coupled with his wit, makes for great storytelling.

"So, I was the unfortunate victim of a three-way gone wrong the other night..."
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"

by CallMeMrFox May 8, 2014