Taco Bell

A species of mold usually found in cities and towns. There's many types of it, and they all give you diharrea, indigestion, nausea and rapid weight gain. They are usually found in big purple buildings or wrappers that say Taco Bell, they also have a bell on it.

Dave: My cousin just got a case of the Taco Bell
Mike: Dude that sucks, how long is it going to last?
Dave: I don't know, whenever they stop advertising on T.V.

by Rave Dot Buts July 11, 2009

Taco Bell

The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.

by AYB February 18, 2003

Taco Bell

The last place you will visit before you butthole meets a fiery doom

Joe: IM SPEWING FREAKING LAVA OUT OF MY BUTTHOLE
Bill: What did you eat last night
Joe: Taco bell

by Donald Mconald November 13, 2016

Taco Belling

Shitting so much diarrhoea that the toilet bowl is completely full of diarrhoea.

Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling

by Fake Paul September 6, 2021

Taco Bell

Earth's most effective laxative! It's crappy, low quality mexican food that will have you squirting out fire in less than hour! Often consumed by poor people, college students and fatties as lunch or dinner.

Jose: Yo wanna go to taco bell?
Joe: Sure! I haven't taken a shit in 4 days, maybe it will help!

by Kzzfresh November 8, 2011

taco bell

fast food place that gives you the shits

grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.

by nick March 2, 2004

taco bell

a store that actually got kicked out of my town because the meat quality was so poor...

me: it sucks there no taco bell here
friend: you know they got kicked out because of thier meat right?
me: meh sitll worth it

by quiksliver September 30, 2006