Skip to main content
Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?
Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
Flag
mugGet the Won't be able to get any food mug.
Hym "Because Dr. Actively doesn't want them to succeed too easily so he is trying to get men to sacrifice their potential but only as an analog to my schrodinger's death cult. Not actual reality. The thing he said? Isn't actually the case. He's blaming the wrong person for the child murders that unilaterally went do and to the extent that they persist you are just doing the weaponized schizophrenia THINKING THAT YOU ARE HOLDING WIERD PEOPLE ACCOUNTABLE when IN REALITY you're just being an uppity Nigger-faggot or whatever derogatory slur you Wan to call the people doing this. And then your daughter gets lit on fire because they did it to some guy who over time lose or had everything taken from him and then you go ahead and blame Hym because blaming Hym always works."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
Flag
mugGet the Because Dr. Actively doesn't want them to succeed too easily so he is trying to get men to sacrifice their potential mug.
Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
Flag
mugGet the Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall mug.
Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.
Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!
by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010
Flag
mugGet the I don't care if you're talking to God mug.
An idiom used in reference to a particular undesired object in a circumstance.
This lag is abhorrent. You couldn't sell this to the Greeks!
by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016
Flag
mugGet the You couldn't sell this to the Greeks mug.