slap 'n tickle

A pair of swinging gay guys living together

Slap 'n Tickle are blasting Britney Spears again from their condo.

by Kitty Vicuna March 25, 2008

Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

Slapsickle

An demeaning term that is often used when describing someone that is an allaround tool

Hey slapsickle, what did you just call me?

by DanAubertine February 25, 2009