a wannabe Dane who is in fact a closet Norwegian.

Sigurd Lyster likes playing with his penis three times a week all three times being in one day. So Sigurd is basically just like you and me a regular everyday normal motherfucker.
''look a wild Sigurd Lyster''
''Wow Asger Munk needs to see this''
by wifebeater wearinga wifebeater February 8, 2023
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