Delusional Occasions

Occasions are delusional when you once knew what was going on but no longer understand the occasions after 10 seconds

"I was texting my friends and there was some delusional occasions occurring"

by suckyamuddabattyboy January 8, 2023

occasion

a special or noteable event, ceremony, or celebration.

"she was presented with a gold watch to mark the occasion"

by Arminkshipper August 19, 2025

Raisin Occasion

A random craving to engage in sexual activity with a women or man with sufficient wrinkles (usually over the age of 60).

Guy #1:
Dude, I know this might sound weird, but the lady in the admin office was really nice, and kinda pretty in an old lady kind of way.

Guy #2:
Sounds like your craving a raisin occasion!

by Mumblefish January 21, 2010