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matchdick syndrome

When a guy gets morning wood in his sleep which results in an irritated dicktip due to friction. As if it was repeatedly stricken like a match.

I can't have sex tonight hun, I have matchdick syndrome. Can you kiss it to make ot feel better?

by anonymousx266 June 18, 2021

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Mythsticks

Likes big oily men playing with sweaty balls.

Wow mythsticks looks good today

by Bob handle April 20, 2022

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