Gooch guilty pleasure

The guilty pleasure a man gets from rubbing his fingers along his unwashed gooch before valiantly sniffing them and nodding his head in approval.
Man 1 - "Hey man, did you just see that guy slyly rub his gooch and then sniff them valiantly, subsequently nodding like that dog of the churchill adverts?"

Man 2 - "Sure did bro. That guy must love a bit of gooch guilty pleasure."
by breeski December 16, 2010
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Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.
Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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Guilty Pleasure Guild

A redneck manchild guild from World Of Warcraft on the Area 52 server. Ruled by a 40 year old hillbilly Pzychosis who has a fetish of having sex of cows and behaving like a mental 8 year old. The Guilty Pleasure Guild does nothing but insult everyone and talk about how farm animals are sexy.
Person: Excuse me, are you the guild leader of the Guilty Pleasure Guild?

Pzychosis: Yeeh go fuk yerself motha facka tololololol.
by Your Grandma October 25, 2012
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