the act of shitting on someone's forehead and then slapping it with your ass cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick bastards only. make it a new york buttered flap jack by adding a squirt of jizz.
-Fozz: "Dude, what the fuck!!!?? What is this fucking joop on my head???"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."
-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."
-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"
by Gizzy Fran April 7, 2008
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1. An all-around duesch bag that thinks they're tough, but in actuality can easily be knocked on their ass with one punch.
(VERB)-
2. The act of knocking out a duesch bag with an uppercut, causing them to flip in the air like a pancake, or "flap jack."
1. An all-around duesch bag that thinks they're tough, but in actuality can easily be knocked on their ass with one punch.
(VERB)-
2. The act of knocking out a duesch bag with an uppercut, causing them to flip in the air like a pancake, or "flap jack."
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1. "All British fighters are fuckin flap jacks!"
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1. "O.K. That's it! That Duesch bag is getting Flap Jacked!"
2. "Did you see the Bisping Henderson fight??? Bisping totally got Flap Jacked!!"
1. "All British fighters are fuckin flap jacks!"
(VERB) -
1. "O.K. That's it! That Duesch bag is getting Flap Jacked!"
2. "Did you see the Bisping Henderson fight??? Bisping totally got Flap Jacked!!"
by Brit-Basher February 27, 2011
Get the Flap Jack mug.Occurs when, after cumming on your partner's chest, you gather the semen into a pool resembling a pancake on the griddle. You allow the cum to dry, then peel off the pancake and eat it (or, if you like, share it with your partner).
We thought about going out for breakfast, but decided to stay in and share some Brazilian Flap Jacks.
by DougD December 28, 2008
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Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!
by jdan916 June 10, 2011
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Get the flap jack mug.A new term used to describe Filipino people. It is not really offensive unless they take it to be. It contains two parts, the first being "Flap" which can be considered the 'other side' of "Flip" (Flip being a regular, shorter way to call a Filipino person), and the second being Jack, which is well, just a normal way to address ANYONE really...
So why does Flap Jack apply so well? The color of flap jacks, or more commonly known as pancakes, comes close to the color of someone originating from/has roots in the Philippines.
So why does Flap Jack apply so well? The color of flap jacks, or more commonly known as pancakes, comes close to the color of someone originating from/has roots in the Philippines.
-"Hey Flap-Jack"
"Dude... STOP CALLING ME THAT."
-"You rather me call you Asian?"
"NO, DON'T CALL ME ANYTHING!"
-"Not even Flip?"
"NO- well.. fine, Flip is alright..."
-"Flip - Flap, FLAP JACK!"
"GAHHHH!!!"
"Dude... STOP CALLING ME THAT."
-"You rather me call you Asian?"
"NO, DON'T CALL ME ANYTHING!"
-"Not even Flip?"
"NO- well.. fine, Flip is alright..."
-"Flip - Flap, FLAP JACK!"
"GAHHHH!!!"
by A-non-i-mouse May 12, 2006
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