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ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.
by Former Expat October 14, 2022
mugGet the ESL Teachingmug.

ESL

A stupid european football competition called the European Super League founded by rich club presidents that know nothing about football. Their sole purpose is to make more money and do not care about the passion, the culture, the history and the fans. We need to stop this.
Person 1: Have you heard about the ESL?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s destroying football. I hope it doesn’t happen.
by Pekdjqlandkwn April 19, 2021
mugGet the ESLmug.

Ryan Esling

Ryan Esling is a very cute human that makes me smile.
Me: Omg look at Ryan Esling he is so cute!
My mom: stOp tAlkINg aBout rYan
by mylifeisboringaf May 13, 2019
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Nxro ESL

A dumbass, always acts sus and is very dumb when it comes to thinking. Also part of ESL.
“Nxro ESL fuck me baby” “ I wanna stick this big dick up your fatass so hard and make me cum
by Dicksuckerlover1 May 19, 2021
mugGet the Nxro ESLmug.

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