Snape killed Dumbledore 

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

Snape killed Dumbledore by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006

Lex Steele Dumbledore 

Dumbledore is gay and likes butt sex so he put the charm "penis maximus" on his dick and became Lex steele Dumbledore. it can be used to refer to either getting raped or just to refer to the way Dumbledore likes harry potter and spends hours with him in his office

Man that accounting final sucked, Lex steele Dumbledore had his way with me.

Lex Steele Dumbledore by you knoww who December 2, 2010

spicy dumbledore 

When you insert a Galliano bottle up your friend's ass

He put the Galliano down on the ground and sat straight down on it, "Wow, what a spicy dumbledore!"

spicy dumbledore by swikkkyyy April 2, 2020