Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

Someone who lies about having ever been to a caucus.
Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
by ol' fashioned glizzy gobbler September 23, 2021
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