Crank up the old Evinrude

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.

It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

by Pompatus of Love September 04, 2016

Let's crank this shit up to eleven

normally you'd say let's crank this shit up to eleven because its soemthing really awesome and cool and you wanna take it to the next level

Jack:Dude i got some chronic wanna smoke it?

Tim:Let's crank this shit up to eleven

by skeet bro April 05, 2009