A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"
Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."
by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015

When a Saturday night group of causally drunk people all tell their life stories and you encourage the last person (nicole) to give the icing on the cake story and cool whip it.
by Nicky John May 7, 2018
