dumbest kpop idol ever. attracts equally dumb fans. also shills horse art NFTs during his military enlistment.
"man, i just got cancelled on twitter for calling my cat fat. imagine how easy it would be to be a kpop idol because you can do the most idiotic shit and your fans will just say you're blind and deaf."
"yes. that's why i'm so jealous of baekhyun. he can do the dumbest shit possible and his fans will still defend him"
"wow must be great. but is he rich tho?"
"of course he is. his china baidu bar fanclub bought 800,000 copies of his latest album they're all in dusty warehouses because nobody fucking cares about physical album sales in 21st century except egotistical kpop fandoms. and most importantly he has horse art NFTs in some eco friendly blockchain. he's a crypto billionaire! his job as a receptionist isn't super fulfilling i guess, so you need side hustles to keep the cool idiot idol lifestyle"
"what do you mean by job as a receptionist?"
"oh, he evaded joining the army. he's working in some government office. but i'm also guessing nobody heading the army, navy, and marines wants to babysit that 40 iq motherfucker for 18 months."
"yes. that's why i'm so jealous of baekhyun. he can do the dumbest shit possible and his fans will still defend him"
"wow must be great. but is he rich tho?"
"of course he is. his china baidu bar fanclub bought 800,000 copies of his latest album they're all in dusty warehouses because nobody fucking cares about physical album sales in 21st century except egotistical kpop fandoms. and most importantly he has horse art NFTs in some eco friendly blockchain. he's a crypto billionaire! his job as a receptionist isn't super fulfilling i guess, so you need side hustles to keep the cool idiot idol lifestyle"
"what do you mean by job as a receptionist?"
"oh, he evaded joining the army. he's working in some government office. but i'm also guessing nobody heading the army, navy, and marines wants to babysit that 40 iq motherfucker for 18 months."
by realkpoplvr September 11, 2022