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Horse Racist

Horse Racism is a more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Whore's Racism back to all of the Horse Racists!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
mugGet the Horse Racistmug.

Open horse grave

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.
by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
mugGet the Open horse gravemug.

Horse cockery

Absolutely bullshit has just fucked ur tight little ass and feels like a horse but is actually just a fuck tone of bullshit
Hey bro I'm not a simp I'm just being nice by giving money to her to buy clothes

Bro that's fucking horse cockery
by LeFishe September 4, 2020
mugGet the Horse cockerymug.

A Horse's Load

An alternative term to refer to an exceedingly large quantity of either Ale, Tea, or Coffee.
Person 1:
I could drink a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea right about now

Person 2:
I could drink a horse's load.

Person 1:
Yeah you're right I could also drink a horse's load right now.
by Exothryll August 14, 2025
mugGet the A Horse's Loadmug.

Hobby Horsing

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.
"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."
by yourmamalovesmemost March 25, 2025
mugGet the Hobby Horsingmug.

Horsing

When a mare or filly is in heat. She will upload a new snapchat photo or 25 to her facebook profile
Oooh just look at who's horsing now!!
by fabulouswhirl October 17, 2018
mugGet the Horsingmug.

Horse

A beautiful, intelligent creature with a sensitive soul. They can be ridden and have helped humans for thousands of years.
by Lauren the hamster June 23, 2019
mugGet the Horsemug.

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