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guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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How to kill a guy

kick him in the Penis Then Your fin.
Me: IM GOING TO KILL YOU TOMMOROW * searches How to kill a guy * " Kick him in the Penis " that sounds right
THE NEXT DAY
Me: kicks him in the Penis
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021
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Curiosity Killed The Cat

"Curiosity Killed The Cat" couldn't help but click the links.
by KillahQueen May 25, 2021
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Kill Bill Menstruant

A woman whose menstrual flow has the torrential force of the blood that blasts from the neck and limb wounds of sword victims in the film *Kill Bill*.
I didn't know she was a Kill Bill menstruant, so I just yanked out her tampon with my teeth and the next thing I knew I was being resuscitated with CPR because her clotty-ass blood had completely inundated the entire capacity of my lungs.
by Priest of Assplay September 9, 2023
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kille

this person is super hot has so many friends.Everyone thinks this person is super cool and funny. This person is immature but still great. People with this name usually likes horses and cats. Almost every person with this name has a great musical talent
Kille
by 🗒️🦾 May 24, 2021
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National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL
Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun
by Azterica July 14, 2023
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