A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternative words for god: the universe.
Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"
by CircumCy October 18, 2020

A phrase used to express when something was learned through the internet, or more specifically Youtube in the absence of being taught by someone's school or university.
Often used to express frustration at one's educational facility.
Often used to express frustration at one's educational facility.
"How did you manage to pull of that project last semester? They didn't teach us how to do anything."
"University of Youtube, I'll send you the tutorial I used."
"University of Youtube, I'll send you the tutorial I used."
by AlGetcha August 14, 2022

This is a non-religious and AC Doric and atheist friendly way of expressing “Oh Lord!” or “Oh God!”.
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 6, 2018

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.
All charges dismissed but still expelled.
All charges dismissed but still expelled.
by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.
The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"
"awh that's cool where do you study"
"the University of the Highlands and Islands"
"what went wrong"
"awh that's cool where do you study"
"the University of the Highlands and Islands"
"what went wrong"
by Scottish Society May 14, 2018

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.
by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024
