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universitis

A state of neurological inflammation in which a projected grander "universe" justifies any actions or beliefs of the bearer. Also see: lighter alternatives to Massiah Complex or alternative words for god: the universe.
Universitis encapsulated: "OMG! Despite my adhesion to dominant left-leaning narratives and ideologies, the universe is just telling me that driving 13 hours to a desert hotspring to consumate this affair will have no marginal impact on climate change as my clam will be so happy!"
by CircumCy October 18, 2020
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University of Youtube

A phrase used to express when something was learned through the internet, or more specifically Youtube in the absence of being taught by someone's school or university.
Often used to express frustration at one's educational facility.
"How did you manage to pull of that project last semester? They didn't teach us how to do anything."
"University of Youtube, I'll send you the tutorial I used."
by AlGetcha August 14, 2022
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Oh Universe

This is a non-religious and AC Doric and atheist friendly way of expressing “Oh Lord!” or “Oh God!”.
Oh Universe! What happened?

We can do better than this.. Oh Universe..

Oh Universe! That is fucked up
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
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Salisbury University

Save yourself if you are an intellectual! Leave this place! Lame people.
Salisbury University, Get out of there if you want to live!
by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 6, 2018
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Northern Michigan University

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.
Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.
by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021
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University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"
by Scottish Society May 14, 2018
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Evangel University

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.
Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.
by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024
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