will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.

John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!

by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023

Kill med

When you are trying to write, "Kill me", but don't want to sound suicidal.

Person 1: *Types in journal* "Kill me".
Person 1: That sounds suicidal, should change.
Person 1: *Adds d*
Person 2: Ahh thank god you only want to kill meds
Person 1: hehehehe he will never know

by SoulTurdalator July 21, 2023

kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.

Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression

by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023

Dan Kills

Going assassin mode, but only when your fellow comrades have been already executed.

Guess who's alive. "go ahead and get your Dan Kills"

by Nawsayn August 17, 2023

Killing a bat

When u murder a live animal that (flies around a night)a black/brownish color BAT

I was driving at night and struck a bat that was flying around ,I feel so #guilty for(killing a bat)

by Tinie001 August 17, 2023

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

Something you shout at any homosexual.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

by de-pube April 8, 2024

Heart. Steel. We. Kill.

The catchphrase of Automatons, used in their military march and throughout fan-made content.

Automaton: Heart. Steel. We. Kill.

Helldiver: stfu u stupid clanker u wot m8

by HELLDIVINGIDIOT April 10, 2024