24 march

24th march is the day baddest boys are born

Ken:"He's the baddest I'm jealous"
Jel:"Yeah he's born in 24 march"

by Ttttruthhhh November 22, 2021

March 27th

Moan in your boy best friends ear day

"It's March 27th!" "What abt it?" *moans in his ear*

by Relatable.thingzzzzzzzz March 27, 2023

march 20th

March 20
If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an P you must give him a Blow job (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

(i stole this but oh well)

Welp.. Peter is born on March 20th... guess I’ll give him head.

by fuckmebjtch November 8, 2019

March 7th

You shall send a dick pic to your homie without question. If not, your weiner shall be stolen by glorpinjeff, master of pickle tickling, in the middle of the night

Me: Hey dude lemme see that weiner!
You: Oh ya! I forgot. It’s March 7th! Here you go!

by Dietdrbepper March 7, 2023

March 13

Assistant day

March 13
A girl with the letters A,R,K and N in their names have to be assistant to a boy with the letters J,K and N in their names

Boy: Is it march 13
Girl: yes
Boy: you know what that means

Girl: No!
Boy: you’re my assistant for the whole day! Whoo!!!

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

March 25

The Cutest and Hotest people where born on this day!

Lila: Hey when's ur birthday
Addie:March 25!
Lila:Omg ur so HOT!

by Hi12234690 October 19, 2021

March 21

National Favorite Hoodies Day
You wear a hoodie on this day.

Today is "National Favorite Hoodie Day"; wear your favorite hoodie. Its on March 21.

by Hans karl March 20, 2023